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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black kid riding a bike????? A thief...."
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"If you say married people aren't having sex, you have obviously never sat in a hotel bar & watched them pick up strangers."
"A terrorist attack has blown away 2 local houses one made of straw and the other made of wood. Police think that it's probably a lone wolf."
"What makes a great pizza joke? It's all in the delivery."
"Where's my cell? ""Right there."" That's not my phone. ""Yes it is. I cleaned it!"" My cell's white?"
"As a male college student, the only thing that's disappearing faster than my money... is my Kleenex."
"YOU MOTHER FUCKER! -I haven't fucked any mothers yet but yours is at the top of my list."
"If we are going lose the Washington Redskins, are we getting rid of the Scalpers too?"
"What type of pussy does a priest get? nun"
"All the girls I've ever kissed can agree on one thing. It's weird that I have a beak."