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Joke of the Day

"Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!"

"Did you know that Jesus is gay? Yeah. It says it in the Bible. He got nailed by a few Roman centurions."

"What started with a J, and ends with whore?"

"""You'll never see him coming!"" - Quote by Stevie Wonder"

"How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you? She gives you the eye."

"What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?? Irene"

"It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven. Now over to Jim with sports."

"Shouldn't elevators have a different name for the trip back down?"

"The only thing that stands between you and your goal is **Internet**"

"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team"