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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend makes me want to become a better person. So I can get a better girlfriend."
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"If a straight man cheats on his wife, the other woman is called his mistress. So if a gay man cheats on his husband, is the other man his mister?"
"I saw a ""best at sex"" contest for gay men, where the judges were your fellow participants. It looked fun, so I entered the competition."
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