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Joke of the Day
"What's grey and bad for your teeth? A hammer."
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"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."
"Let's legalize all drugs so Americans finally learn the metric system."
"[first date] me: they know me here date: *reading sign on wall* ""No Puppetry""? me (proudly): I'm the reason they have that"
"What's the problem with North Korea? It has no Seoul!!"
"Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives."
"Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!"
"I just found that there's such a thing as a cheese shop and now I'm changing my vacation plans."
"Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!"
"The god of time is going back to school to upgrade. Time will take its course"