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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!"
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"I'm just saying, instead of calling it a ""mule"", it would have made more sense to call it a honkey."
"I wish I knew before the wedding, That my marriage license had an expiry date."
"What's the most common ""last words""? Allah Hu Akbar"
"They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal."
"If I'm guilty of anything it's only of loving too much, insider trading, public indecency, treason, arson, jaywalking, piracy & cannibalism."
"Two gay deer walk out of a gay bar and one turns to the other and says, ""Man, I can't believe I blew 40 bucks in there!"""
"Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy? Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to."
"Since lesbians eat so much pussy Should they be considered sexually snacktive?"
"I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published. It was all in vein."