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Joke of the Day

"What's the problem with North Korea? It has no Seoul!!"

"I like to use the Ouija board to pester my dead husbands."

"I used to think Pet Insurance was a waste of money but my cat is at the vets & they've sent us a really lovely little courtesy cat."

"I know she wanted to be cremated, and I know she didn't want a formal funeral... ...But was a ""Family Barbecue"" really the best idea?"

"I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution... But it didn't really land. I guess execution really is key"

"Told my doctor I wanted him to check my prostate without lube He put both his hands on my shoulders and went to town"

"Me: There's a real fat one on the other team! Her: ""My son's not fat!"" How you know I was talking about him? ""Cuz he's the.."" Fat one? ""Ya."""

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles."

"Gay marriage is finally legal in America today. Finally, all the OP's can get married."

"This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution."