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Joke of the Day
"Let's legalize all drugs so Americans finally learn the metric system."
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"I hate looking in the mirror. Whenever I do, there is always some asshole blocking my way."
"What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!"
"Why are gay guys bad at jenga? They don't worry about pulling out"
"what's Forrest Gump's password 1forrest1"
"When the river runs red... Take the dirt road."
"""I don't see race."" -Russian guy in the back row of a NASCAR event"
"Two clowns are eating a cannibal... One turns to the other and says ""Bob, I think we are telling this joke wrong..."""
"What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captains log"
"I hate when people ask where I think I'll be in five years I don't have 2020 vision."