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Joke of the Day
"Howcome you can't see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're very good at it."
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"""We were trapped in the elevator and had to make a terrible decision"" Which was? ""We ate Bill"" OMG. How long were you in there? ""4 minutes"""
"What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments? 2:39"
"How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes"
"What's the difference between cows and bulls? It takes longer to milk the bull."
"What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook the other hates his book."
"There was an explosion at a toy factory... Only 1 injury reported. A security guard had plastic horses lodged in his rectum. Doctors say he is in ""stable"" condition."
"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not."
"But if two men get married, they'll BOTH be stupid in detergent commercials and then no one will buy the correct detergent."
"I can't control my urge to pull tube tops down."