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Joke of the Day
"What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments? 2:39"
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"What music do cats prefer? Deadmau5"
"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boobee!"
"Do you know the difference between 5 minutes of blowjob and 5 minutes of sodomy ? Do you have 10 minutes ?"
"""My dad could blow up your dad!"" - braggy al-Qaeda kid"
"What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe? Clogs."
"Freudians suck I used to be a neo-freudian, until I took ap psychology, (jung and horney)"
"This Obama guy is the worst rapper ever."
"Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? It was a bit bazaar."
"How do you reward a chicken journalist? With a poulette surprise!"