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Joke of the Day
"What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments? 2:39"
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"Why did Europe start the first World War? They did't like being sans-Ferdinand."
"Regretting the compliment... A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, ""Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"" He says, ""Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""
"Did You guys hear what the Jews did when they rioted? They threw Mazel Tov Cocktails"
"News says there were a ""record number of marijuana seizures"" in 2015. Weird ... after all these decades I've never had a single seizure."
"How do scientists freshen their breaths? Ex*spearmints*"
"Fee Fie Foe Fum What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee? Mike Tyson's inmate number."
"The definition of Irony: Your job sucks Your kids suck Your life sucks Your wife...doesn't"
"(Dirty!) Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."
"I like my women how I like my showers... Cold, crying and alone."