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Joke of the Day

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not."

"Which religion faces the most Resistance? Hinduism... Om......"

"My favourite 6,835"

"Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested? Assault."

"Is this cat saying Meow or Mao? Cause I'm not keepin some commie cat"

"How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway? take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way..."

"A real Don Juan has to dress not only tasteful but also very quickly."

"Black joke Q. What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman? A. Their criminal record"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"Ever hear about the lost Vikings? Ask the Seahawks."