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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook the other hates his book."

"How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy? A shocked Tano."

"DR: So, you're 36 years old, 4 foot tall & sound like a woman. How can I help you today, Mr Simpson? BART: I don't know where my hair starts"

"ELI5: If both my parents have huge dicks, does that mean I will be genetically guaranteed to have a huge dick when I grow up?"

"What's yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono"

"Physics Joke A photon walks into a hotel and the bellman says ""can I help you with your bags?"" And the photon replies, ""no it's ok, I'm traveling light."""

"Why should optometrists never tell jokes? Because they're too cornea."

"I broke my finger today but on the other hand I am completely fine"

"How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?"

"The secret to a long life Avoid death"