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Joke of the Day

"I can't control my urge to pull tube tops down."

"Did you see the story about the missing dolphin? I'd tell you more about it but there's really no porpoise..."

"I'm on a cruise this week. My humor didn't go over very well on the observation deck, nor did what I left behind on the poop deck."

"What do white nationalists call three left turns? An alt-right"

"Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!"

"Why did Wolverine stop checking his e-mail? He kept forgetting his Logan and password."

"Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink? The elephants are using them as tampons"

"you miss 100% of shots you don't take"

"What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars"

"Swear words Faggot shit fuck dick nigger slut ass pussy cunt damn whitey"