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Joke of the Day

"Blondes.... Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken."

"What do parsley and pubes have in common? You push them out of the way and keep eating."

"Spending half of the movie wondering where the fuck did I see this actor before..."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""

"Throwing acid is wrong... ...in some people's eyes."

"I never realized how many people I hated until I got a facebook"

"What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest The acne waits till your thirteen to cum on your face..."

"There's a button on this hotel phone that says, ""Pizza"". I may never leave."

"A trigonometry professor attends a frat party at UCLA I heard he wore a soc-alt-oga."

"I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Okay, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."