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Joke of the Day

"if one member of the motorcycle gang has to pee do they all stop or does he just have to catch back up?"

"Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M; factory? A: Proof-reading."

"Calling them ""boobs"" is so immature. Please use the proper name, ""lovely lady lumps""."

"Please, call me Seahorse. Mr. Seahorse was my mother."

"[using Ouija Board] ""Will i ever find true love--"" ""NEW GHOST WHO DIS"""

"A major yet unspoken difference between medieval times and now is... These days, if someone owns a sword, it's a pretty safe bet you can kick their ass."

"Girls named Miranda never think it's funny when you tell them they have the right to remain silent."

"Why are London buses red? Because they have to come every 10 minutes"

"I walked into the bar sober with $42 & walked out drunk with $42. But you're right fellas, men are smarter than women."

"Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? sodium hypobromite"