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Joke of the Day

"I never realized how many people I hated until I got a facebook"

"My friend is a German butcher He always tells me the wurst jokes."

"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in...."

"Vulnerability is the last thing I want you to see in me, and the first thing I look for in you."

"Why did the jewish boy's ghost costume only have one eye hole? His dad didn't want to buy him a new sheet."

"A Mexican once tried to steal my golf clubs.. so I had to shoot a hole-in-juan."

"How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked? Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke."

"Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with Facebook."

"What did the pulse say to the legume as he left? Lentil next time."

"Birds are dinosaurs? No. I want dinosaurs here or I want them completely gone. I don't need a bullshit imitation dinosaur to shit on my car."