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Joke of the Day
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""
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"What did Cinderella say when she got down to the ball? Mmmrrggglllrrsllurp"
"I've been getting a lot more use out of my treadmill since I put a blanket and pillow on it."
"I heard you guys like nooses..... We should hang together!!"
"I had my first UFO experience this morning I walked into the kitchen and said to the missus ""Morning fat ass"". Next thing there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!"
"ME: I wonder if it wrestles cutely too? ZOOKEEPER: Sir, get out of the panda enclosure. ME: lol. No. *gets mauled to death by panda*"
"Life is stupid. You can ACCIDENTALLY make a baby but you can't ACCIDENTALLY make a cake."
"What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath? One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole."
"What do you call a small, noisy dog? A subwoofer."
"3 days ago I got a pass-code lock that takes a picture whenever someone enters the wrong code in my phone. So far I have 26 pictures of drunk me."