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Joke of the Day
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""
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"Where have you been all my life? Please go back there."
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"A nutritionist wants us to examine a sandwich. So lettuce..."
"What's the difference between rubber balls and steel balls? Caitlyn Jenner doesn't like to steel balls before she comes"
"""Omg, what a cute baby. He's adorable. Makes me want...oh never mind he's crying now bye"""
"Whats the number one reason for Pedophilia? Sexy children."
"My iPhone could say that I have a voicemail from God and I still wouldn't listen to it."