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Joke of the Day

"Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down? Their Injun died on them!"

"WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don't really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)"

"Just got out of the shower and realized I forgot to wash my butthole. Oh well, there's always next Sunday."

"I used to date the lead singer of the cranberries Until i found out she was cheating on me....turns out she had some turkey on the side. :D"

"/r/LatvianJokes, you are Subreddit of the Day! Congratulations! Is only joke. Is actually secret police."

"How can you tell when a bicycist comes to a complete stop? He puts his foot down."

"I climaxed on a blind girl's boobs yesterday She didn't see it coming"

"I thought vasectomies were supposed to keep me from getting my wife pregnant?? Apparently, it just changes the color of the baby. Go figure."

"What's the difference between a corn husker with tourettes, and a prostitute with diarrhea? One fits before they shuck, the other shits before they fuck."

"Where do most illegal immigrants go in America? Allah-bama."