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Joke of the Day
"What do triangles do in the summer? They tan."
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"It started with a star and ended with a restraining order."
"Why did they name golf golf? Because fuck was already taken."
"If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again."
"I'm not allowed to watch Hoarders anymore because people say ""let it go"" too often and then I can't stop singing it, an autobiography."
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
"The first rule of tautology club... Is the first rule of tautology club."
"What does the Pope dip his chips in? Holy Guacamole"
"A man brings some condoms to the cashier... ""I thought those were $4.99"" said the man ""35 cents for the tax"" replied the cashier ""Oh, I was wondered what kept those things on."""
"Did you here about the new zoo? They put a fence around Iowa."