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Joke of the Day
"What do triangles do in the summer? They tan."
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"Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car."
"Two fish in a tank Fish 1:Uh, Greg? Fish 2:What Fish 1:How do we drive this thing"
"Why periods? Why can't mother nature just tweet me and be like ""Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month"""
"""Son, you were adopted."" ""What, really?"" I said. ""Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"""
"Dinner When my wife asks me ""What do you want to have for dinner"" I never guess right."
"I've been thinking about getting a tattoo and I've finally decided on this one. I don't know what it means, but it looks really cool! "
"What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I was impressed, that is a big word for a two year old. I'll see myself out...."
"Trump's campaign promises That's it"