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Joke of the Day
"All this buzz about Iron Man 2 is really going to hurt the opening weekend of my movie Steel Dude."
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"The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it."
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"Sigmund Freud walks into a... ~~breasts~~ bar"
"What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one? Necrophilia."
"Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job? For Catcalling"
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