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Joke of the Day

"Pavlov That name rings a bell..."

"What do blacks and bicycles have in common? They both require chains to work. (no offense to black people intended)"

"DEAD BABY JOKES! I will get it started! Why is a pile of dead babies easier to move than a pile of bowling balls. - You cant use a pitchfork to move a pile of bowling balls."

"Haven't been able to tweet much recently. Need to cut back on real life."

"God plays Sims You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action."

"A bird gets hit and killed by a baseball The umpire and coroner agreed to call it foul play."

"Game of Thrones: Now with 100 percent more zombies! The Walking Dead should fire back by adding kingdoms."

"How much do you love kids? On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?"

"Are babies like tamagotchis? Like, will my friend take care of it if I forget it at her house?"

"What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers"