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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a black and asian man? (slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive."

"Two things you can always be certain about when it comes to women: 1) They're always cold. 2) It's somehow your fault."

"The REAL 5 second rule? If you can get to it before the dog, it's yours."

"I went to a nice Cuban restaurant last night, I say restaurant but it was more of a Castro pub."

"Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud? He doesn't know how to turn things down"

"127 HOURS but me trying to get my hand out of the Pringles can"

"What do you call a school that teaches you how to draw hairy butts? Colon-hairy Arts School!"

"What's a redneck family reunion called? (NSFW) pump-kin"

"The world has gotten so politically correct that I don't know what is appropriate to throw at a crying baby in a restaurant anymore."

"My wife's story about her day had 18 sub plots, two false finishes, buried the lead and introduced a new character in the third act."