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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris uses a floor buffer to polish his massive testicles."

"I once had a friend named Chance... But he was just too damn unreliable... I'll show myself out, stage right"

"You have the body of a god... ...too bad its a Buddha"

"Bend over, little fairy... ...a wish is a wish."

"When answering a Craigslist ad, clarify the meaning of ""XXX fun"" up front or else you could end up playing Nintendo with a large woman."

"Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much."

"Why did Tigger look down the toilet? To find Pooh!"

"What do kazoos and my father have in common? They were both around for a short time in the '90s only to be unheard of from then on."

"How many Americans does it take to change a bulb? None, Mexicans do it for them."

"I tried to catch fog today Mist"