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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris uses a floor buffer to polish his massive testicles."

"Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan"

"I would really appreciate it if everyone great would stop dying"

"A little about me: I'm a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don't care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better."

"How do mathematicians deal with constipation? They work it out with a pencil."

"""I'm sooo wasted,"" said My Opportunities."

"I was going to tell a suicide bomber joke, but I feel that it would just blow up in my face."

"The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman"

"I win arguments with cab drivers by getting out of the cab and leaving the door open."

"Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine? Because he found it to be SUB-standard."