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Joke of the Day

"You know, there's one thing I have yet to witness in life. A crippled stand-up comedian."

"I love this joke today Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" You said you would never forget! Sorry if this has been posted recently.. Could be too soon?"

"So did you guys hear about the weather in Gotham City? It's cloudy with a chance of Bane."

"DATING TIP: IF YOU EAT A MAGNET AND SLIP ANOTHER MAGNET INTO YOUR DATE'S DINNER SHE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOU"

"I present to you the world's shortest poem, entitled ""Fleas"". Adam had'em."

"I was so excited. Thought I found an M&M at the bottom of my purse. It was only an earbud. I ate it anyway."

"What kind of joke do peeping Toms like? In-ya-window"

"What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common? They don't deliver on Sunday"

"""Wow, this relationship is really rocky. I bet a wedding and baby will solve everything!"" Women logic."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat."