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Joke of the Day
"I have a great relation ship with Jesus He mows my lawn for $6 an hour"
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"A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" & the horse says, ""why the English Lit degree?"""
"Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table."
"Tonite on House Hunters: Jill wants 4 bedrooms, granite countertops and a home spa. Bob wants to be stabbed in the driveway."
"""My friend got me a Fitbit"" ME: Oh yeh, heard of them, haven't got one tho ""u can buy them online"" ME [whispering] u can buy friends online?"
"Went out to play Pokemon Go, found the meaning of life. It's Golbat."
"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"I'm not one of those moms who talks about her kids all the time because their lives don't interest me in the least."
"please bring me a bottle of your freshest wine no more of this cheap old stuff"
"What did one drug dealer tell another on the street corner after hearing of Amy Winehouse's death? Damn, I'm gonna go bankrupt."