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Joke of the Day

"Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED? It was a black one."

"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving then he's lying."

"I'm not a womanizer! They were all women when I found them!"

"Have Egyptians tried unplugging and plugging Egypt?"

"What do gay Japanese jocks give each other? Brojobs."

"What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama? Vineyard Skynyrd"

"If Dumbledore did a 'Cribs' episode for Hogwarts, he'd be like ""and this is where the magic happens"" in every room."

"me: better check my phone for texts from friends me: *checks phone* me: better get some friends"

"Why do Americans drink their tea cold? Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor."

"What do you call a guy with a one inch penis? Justin."