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Joke of the Day

"Tonite on House Hunters: Jill wants 4 bedrooms, granite countertops and a home spa. Bob wants to be stabbed in the driveway."

"You can tell a lot about a person based on what they use as a gender-neutral singular pronoun."

"What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits? Snowed-in"

"Ma'am...we're going to have to ask you to get off of the table. Ma'am... (me, trying to cuddle with my bacon cheese fries)"

"Did you hear about the Jewish man who loves tea? Hebrews regularly."

"How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch? pay him for the pizza."

"What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"A black man walks into a bar his cell door was still closed."

"How did the Frenchman get turned on? He French-kissed a power outlet"

"I'm a Poet... and I didn't even realise until just then."