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Joke of the Day
"Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table."
Next Joke
"I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs"
"Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"
"So we're just gonna walk around pretending it's not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?"
"What did the perverted frog say? Rubbit"
"Being a bachelor is dangerous. I pulled a groin muscle while getting out of bed. Over and over and over...."
"Why do bird watchers invest so much money in breast cancer awareness? Because they are greatly satisfied by seeing Tucans."
"do I wanna smoke? sure I'll smoke. I'll smoke u fools on the court when ur lung capacity is severely compromised. stay in school, be active"
"It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Keith but can he look over my investment portfolio for me"
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer"