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Joke of the Day

"I'm not one of those moms who talks about her kids all the time because their lives don't interest me in the least."

"Little known fact: Henry Ford called it an automobile because ""Horse with no Name"" sounded stupid."

"What do English pirates call each other? M80"

"Finding old food in your teeth is preferable to finding a pen in your fat rolls that's been there since you did a crossword three weeks ago."

"Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?.... ....In case you get a hole in one!"

"What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!"

"What do you call a happy Russian? Gladimir Putin!"

"What kind of papers do dogs write? A ruff draft."

"I gave my friend 10 puns, hoping at least some would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room because its black"