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Joke of the Day

"How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, while the rest were kung fu fighting"

"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."

"what lies dead, a hundred feet in the air? a dead centipede"

"A Jewish boy asks his father ""Can I have thirty dollars?"" His father replies ""Twenty dollars? What do you need ten dollars for?"""

"Kinda hard to feel sorry for myself when there's people out there who wax our private areas for a living."

"I'm sorry I committed a home invasion but somebody had to do something about those carpets."

"What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car? A cabri - ole"

"What are an idiot's last words? Hey, watch this."

"Breaking News: Criminal author gets 5 years in book case Check out his story!"

"Two pieces of asphalt are at a bar A piece of red asphalt walks in. One says to the other ""watch out for him, he used to be a cyclepath""."