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Joke of the Day
"What's the most prominent religion in Canada? Jemima's Witnesses."
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"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!"
"A quote from the Father of Invention. Hi Invention, I'm Dad."
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"Today I learned that wolves are not ticklish. Tomorrow I need to learn how to tie my shoes with one hand."
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"Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3. Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was"
"Crueless joke Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
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"That moment when you hear a weird noise in the house and you're so lazy you think ""Meh, whatever. I had a good run."""