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Joke of the Day

"Baby are you an iphone encryption? Because I want to go through your backdoor"

"I work at a pharmaceutical research lab, and we managed to kill a rat with marijuana today. To be fair, it took around 20 lbs of it and we had to drop it on him a few times."

"Pointed out my kids real dad to them at the car wash today. None of us are sure if I'm kidding."

"Him: Have you ever been so drunk that you... Me: Yes Him: But I didn't finish... Me: The answer is yes"

"Why do white girls like Apple? Because once go Mac you never go back."

"""I literally died."" - white girls in heaven."

"My grocery list tells the story: limes, beer, TP, creamer, donuts, batteries, excedrin, a life."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Alickalotopuss"

"Why did the writer not like his friends book? It wasn't his type."

"Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not ""content creator""?"