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Joke of the Day

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE"

"Light Yagami thought he was going to die on those stairs, but then he woke up the next day... And realized it was just a Near-Death experience."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race"

"I just read the ""100 things to do before you die"" list.... I'm kinda surprised that ""call 911"" didn't make the cut."

"What's the smartest thing that's come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock. Taken from the movie 300 Miles to Graceland."

"Did you hear about the origami master who lost his job? His office went paperless."

"Why did the Jew vote for Obama? Because he promised change."

"Well, at least I have a step ladder... I never knew my real ladder, but I heard he supported 3 people."

"[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] ""why isn't he wearing a shirt"" we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote"

"what did they tell the eastern European tree who wanted a room at the hotel california you can czech in any time you want but you can never leaf"