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Joke of the Day

"My mom just replied to my text with ""K."" Whooooaaa busy lady, is there some emergency over on FarmVille?"

"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."

"What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!"

"Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend"

"A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain... Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here? - No, the guide said, one time is usually enough."

"Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark-hives."

"I'd rather die than have an egg on my hamburger but to be fair I already sort of wanted to die"

"this is a joke consoles"

"What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop? One with everything"

"A joke from my brother What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca? A Chewie"