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Joke of the Day
"I recently got fired from a calender factory All i did was take a day off"
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"What did Geoffrey Dahmer say..... What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you going to eat that?"
"Two ions are walking down the street... the first one says I'm missing an electron. The second one asks ""Are you sure?"" The first one says ""I'm positive"""
"It's so damn hot outside... I called my ex so I could be around something shady."
"How do you blow a tranny? Depends on your definition of a tranny"
"Waiter what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !"
"My brother forgot his apple today. Until he was rear-ended by a doctor."
"You know something, Jon Snow Lord Commander: ""So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?"" Jon Snow: ""Yes, sir, it is true. But I have no Ygrittes."""
"What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room? A full set of teeth"
"Hitler was not very athletic. He never finished a race."