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Joke of the Day

"You know something, Jon Snow Lord Commander: ""So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?"" Jon Snow: ""Yes, sir, it is true. But I have no Ygrittes."""

"[Sick Humour] What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler."

"I tell this joke all the time on Reddit... ...it never gets gold."

"What do you call a baby Muslim? A hand grenade."

"Why don't more people cook Armenian food? Because it can be very thyme-consuming."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. But I turned myself around."

"An Irshman leaves a bar."

"How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card???"

"What do you call a bear that will fuck anything? Bi Polar"

"What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !"