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Joke of the Day
"Hitler was not very athletic. He never finished a race."
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"In order to save space, Ricky Gervais & Seth McFarlane are both one guy now. Frankly, it's been a long time coming"
"Women Are Like Crawfish A whole lotta' work for a little bit of tail. xd"
"I used to date a girl with cataracts Things were going great until one day she stopped seeing me."
"I got really bad sunburn after falling asleep on my stomach at the beach... I wanted emergency medical attention but 911 never returned my call. I guess they put it on the back burner."
"Someone just told me to ""have a blessed day."" What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them."
"My dog kept chasing people on a bike.. It got so bad, finally I had to take it away from him.."
"What happens when you eat fireworks? Your hair comes out in bangs."
"What's in cider? I'm in cider!"
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" it's a great saying... but a terrible way to tell your kids that they're adopted."