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Joke of the Day

"[SPOILERS]What was the main difference between the scripts for 'The force Awakens' and 'A new Hope' ? The title."

"Why did the bird go to the theater? She wanted to wait in the wings."

"You can accurately measure a person's intelligence level by giving them a simple prostate exam. If they let you, they're an idiot."

"My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work... Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around."

"What do you call ""nigga milk""? Coffee."

"Whats the funniest type of bird? Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy"

"Keep death off our roads Drive on the pavement. . ."

"What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning? Grab a cup of joe."

"I should've never taught my parrot to say the alphabet backwards now he drives drunk all the time the cops can't do shit it's a real problem"

"If fire shoots out of the chimney the Papal Conclave has selected a new drummer for Slayer."