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Joke of the Day

"What do blondes and computer have in common? You never appreciate them until they go down on you. [Source](http://www.vice.com/kids-telling-dirty-jokes/david-741) edit: computers"

"BRUCE JENNER CHANGE OVER WHEN BRUCE JENNER FINISHES HIS CHANGE OVER IN BECOMING A WOMAN, OUT OF CURIOSITY (WINK WINK) I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW BIG HIS ASS IS GOING TO BE"

"It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window."

"You eat what (phonetic joke)? Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who?"

"Wondering what atrocity I committed in a former life to deserve this shitty parking space."

"Marvel at this joke. What do you call an Asgardian instrument specialist with an attitude problem? A Thor Luthier."

"Sorry it took me 10 months to text you back. I'm a snake now and I typed this with my head."

"Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world What do you call a fly with no wings....... A walk"

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"

"I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.. On the front they say 'I would do anything for love' and on the back they say 'But I wont do that!'"