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Joke of the Day

"Marvel at this joke. What do you call an Asgardian instrument specialist with an attitude problem? A Thor Luthier."

"A Stormtrooper went golfing today He's still on the first hole."

"My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes."

"Birthdays can be really nice But I heard too many of them can kill you"

"What do women and KFC have in common? One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone"

"How do you call a singing PC? a dell"

"Personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last book you read."

"I bought a gun from Chekhov... I figure I'll have to use it at some point."

"Have you heard the one about the gay termite? He only eats mail boxes. (male boxes). Hmm. Works way better when told out loud."

"There was this one time I discovered a time machine... I still remember it like it was tomorrow."