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Joke of the Day

"Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world What do you call a fly with no wings....... A walk"

"What do you call twin kittens? Dupli-cats"

"I told my boss you're a plank He asked ""why?"" I said ""Cuz you're a piece of ship"""

"I love being a mosquito... People always clap when I'm around!"

"Two Flies Two flies were sitting on a turd. One of the flies farts. The other fly looks at him and says, ""Hey! Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here."""

"What weapons did the Romans use to fight the Carthaginians As-salt rifles"

"I named my house ""shape"", now I'm always in shape."

"""Hm. I love being bored and injured. I just wish it was also expensive and cold."" - the invention of skiing"

"Don't understand how people in depression commercials can be sad with how attractive they are."

"What do you get when you have sex with an Alligator? Gatoraids"