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Joke of the Day
"It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window."
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"So what do Islam and Subway Sandwich Shop have in common? A: They both had a pedophile spokesman. http://www.citizenliberty.com/2015/11/so-what-do-islam-and-subway-common.html"
"What do you call someone that will only have sex with homeless people? A hobosexual"
"I asked the Nazi store for a discount They gave me 8 off."
"I knew I was old when I opened internet explorer."
"Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed? So that it can be used as an *aphrodisiac*"
"What is the best part about taking a shower? Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward."
"Don't you just hate it when you can't go to someone's funeral Because that person is still alive?"
"""It's gonna taste really good."" - excerpt from the guide What To Expect When You're Expecting Pizza"
"My 5/o just said ""That's Classic!!"" WTF is classic to a 5 y/o? Blues Clues??"