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Joke of the Day

"BRUCE JENNER CHANGE OVER WHEN BRUCE JENNER FINISHES HIS CHANGE OVER IN BECOMING A WOMAN, OUT OF CURIOSITY (WINK WINK) I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW BIG HIS ASS IS GOING TO BE"

"Nothing better than hearing that a couple who comments on each other's Facebook statuses broke up."

"Whats the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby i just killed? Newton died a virgin"

"The neighbor's daughter is 16 years old. At least, she said she was. How much trouble are you in?"

"My friend works at subway... I guess you could say she'll really be rolling in the DOUGH."

"If spiders ever come to the realization that people are terrified of them, we're fcuked."

"What do you a call a pedophile at church? Father"

"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal I'll go now."

"So Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender says ""OH SNAP"""

"In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A G and P Z. The problem's H to O."