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Joke of the Day
"Sorry it took me 10 months to text you back. I'm a snake now and I typed this with my head."
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"""Were you in Paris on your vacation?"" ""I don't know my wife got the tickets."""
"What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water? ""It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."""
"I may not be smart and I may not be skinny and I may not be tan and I may not be cheerful and I may not be tall and I may not be sober and I"
"Here's a joke for all you Game of Thrones fans. One day Bran walks into a bar."
"How do jewish people like their foreskins? [removed]"
"What did one sunbathing pig say to another? I'm bacon."
"What Do You Call a Bearded Man Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins? Richard Branson."
"Wife: It's like every man on earth has to share one brain Me: [can't think of a good comeback because it's not my turn to use the brain]"
"What would you call The Flinstones if they were black? Niggers"