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Joke of the Day
"How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The mods do that for her."
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"Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from."
"I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility."
"A rabbi, an Irishman, and a clown walk into a bar The bartender says ""This has to be a joke."""
"What type of shoes to pedophiles wear? White Vans."
"What is reddits least favorite dish? Kung Pao Chicken"
"ok kids, this is a smoke detector, if you hear it beeping change the battery, if it's still beeping, check to see if ur on fire"
"[SPEED DATING] HER: Hi, is this seat free? ME: By all means. HER: *drags chair across room ME: WTF? HER: *laughing, sits with another couple"
"I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?"
"Irish Pooing Competition So I entered an Irish pooing competition the other day. I came Turd."