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Joke of the Day
"What did the ocean ask the scooba diver? Water you doing here?"
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"A magic tractor drives down a road... and turns into a field."
"If women ruled the World, there would be no wars... Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other."
"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his bum. Doctors described his condition as ""stable"". #manicmonday"
"I always feel bad for cantaloupes ... They just want to get hitched"
"My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."
"A quick Mel Gibson joke. If Mel Gibson directed a popular 90's show starring Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt: ""Mad about Jew"""
"I just invented a new word. Plagiarism"
"If a parsley farmer falls behind on his taxes, does the government garnish his wages?"
"LIFE HACK: If you want to remember something write it upside down on the back of your underwear waistband. You'll see it when you're pooping"