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Joke of the Day

"It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii"

"Mickey Mouse goes to divorce court to divorce Minnie... The Judge says ""so you want to Divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" Mickey replies ""No, what I said was She's F&#@ing Goofy."""

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"

"Dating Tips. C all her 69 times a day. R ing her doorbell and hide. E avesdrop by phone tapping. E ye her bffs. P oke her on FB."

"Why do vegans don't like to kiss?? It gives them butterflies in their stomach"

"I visited you every day in hospital when you were in a coma. They gave me free wifi & coffee, It was the best 2 months of our married life"

"My girlfriend is like a goddess... My friends and family don't believe she exists."

"I know I'm late to the party but why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

"I got arrested for breaking into the Chinese restaurant. Don't worry, my attorney said that I'll probably wok."

"What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak? *Rush*ian!"