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Joke of the Day
"What famous actor costs an arm & a leg to hire? ARMold SchwarzenLEGger"
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"What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk? (OC) An utter disappointment"
"How does a faceless man from Braavos have an orgasm? By Jaqen off."
"Did you hear the story about the broken pencil? It's pointless."
"the flight attendant came down the aisle holding out a bag of trash to me and i was like ""sure what the hell"" and grabbed a couple pieces"
"What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!"
"Are we stopping for ALL pedestrians now? I can understand kids & the elderly. But everyone else should be able to dodge cars."
"Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because there isn't a fucking wall in the way"
"What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail ? ""I feel like a kid again"""
"On talk shows, whenever the celebrity guest takes a casual sip from their branded mug, I like to imagine it's full of blood"