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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Muslim Party? It was a blast"

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles! Courtesy of Ben Morehead of the Goulet Pen team."

"I just started my career as a shy rapist. It's touch and go."

"My friend told me his favourite word was 'many' It doesnt mean much to me..."

"How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet."

"What do mathematicians think about exponential functions? They're radical."

"Why did the perv go into Victoria's Secret? The panties were half off"

"America is kind of like testicles If the right nut can't agree with the left nut. We can't produce."

"First date tip: let a photo of a dog fall out of your wallet. When she asks ""is that your puppy?"" say ""No. That's my dad."" Then storm off."

"""Good artists copy. Great artists steal."" \- Me"