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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock **Who's there?** You **You who?** Yoo hoo big summer blowout!"
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"At my funeral, I want them to play ""Thriller"" and have someone that looks like me climb out of a casket, dancing. (wins at death)"
"Where does a fish keep his life savings? In a riverbank :D"
"Never date a baker They're too kneady"
"What does a musician use to build a house? A tuba-four"
"Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy? He kept on and on about his mateys."
"All the sex I've ever had in my life... has been an inside job."
"Why aren't broken bones a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... Such a big word for a six year old."
"I'm available if anyone needs me to ruin a good thing before it even starts."