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Joke of the Day

"TRUMP: I'm building a wall to keep Mexicans out. AMERICANS: I'm going to Canada if Trump is elected. CANADIANS: We need to build a wall."

"If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can't afford 3) Periods 4) Men"

"Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does."

"I took a photo while my plane was landing and got arrested... Apparently, its in-descent exposure."

"'McDonalds is the biggest sponsor of the 2012 olympic games'. We've officially reached the point where satire doesn't need punchlines."

"A farmer decided to sell all of his chickens to the highest bidder... It was poultry in auction"

"I like my coffee the way I make the women in my life... Dark and bitter."

"What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? the location of the dirt bag!"

"I just killed a man Knifely done"

"What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars? A bar-bee!"